- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

White men's rights

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Barack Obama.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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