- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What are annoying? Ads.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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