What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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