- Anti Joke

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.