theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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I was watching Fox news.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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