- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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