- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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