why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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