- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Face...the other white meat!

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

my egg roll

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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