- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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