A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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the NAACP

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hi michael

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Who wants water? I do.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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