Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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bite me

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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