- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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