- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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