- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

it was all Tagart

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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