- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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