- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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