Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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