How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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