- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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