- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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