"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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