- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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