- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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