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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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