Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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