Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Hello

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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