- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Mooses

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Chlamydia

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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