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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Chuck Norris is dead......

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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