I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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