- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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