- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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