- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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