Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Women's rights.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Bob Saget that is all

what are you mike bibby?

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