A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alchohol.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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And you honored it I see :P

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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