The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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