- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Pianos.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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