- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

THE GAME

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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