- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I'm Batman.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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