- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I'm Batman.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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