What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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12 niqqa 12.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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