Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why? Why not?

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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ur gey

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