- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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