How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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