- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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