Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Anti Joke

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