- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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