- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

#Getweird

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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