Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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