- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Good job, son.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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