Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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