What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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