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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

An Asian person drove home safely.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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