Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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