- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

WOw you have no life

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

poopy is poopy

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??