If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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