what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Obama = ebola

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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