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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Women deserve equal rights.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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