- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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