What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Jersey Shore.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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