- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

rent a cops

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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