- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

This is my favorite antijoke.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Cheese

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man died.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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