- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Women's professional sports

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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