- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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