- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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