- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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