- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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