- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Male leadership.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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