- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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