Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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