why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Pickle

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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