What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What page are you on The gay page.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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