A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

it was all Tagart

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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