- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A guy walks into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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