Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Who is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

i killed my family

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

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