- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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