- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

If you have a stroke, call 000

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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