- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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