- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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