a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Obama lin Baden.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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