- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How do you end a sentence

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

800 people died last year. end of story

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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