How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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