Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Anti Joke

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