Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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