- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

batman farted so hes retarded

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

whats brown and sticky a stick

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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