- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Knock Knock No solicitors

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Take part of what?

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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