- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

knock knock? come in

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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