Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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jews

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Communism hehe xd

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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