A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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