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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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