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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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