Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Hey

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whats black and strange a paki

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what is 3+3= 8

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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