How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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bite me

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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