- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

I wrote a funny joke.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

every knight i see an owl at window

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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