- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

This is a joke.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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