- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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