- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why dont they make black forks

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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