- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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