Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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