- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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