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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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