An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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