what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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