- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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