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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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