David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

If life gives you lemonade.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

what's funny about war? nothing!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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