What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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No your aunties a joke

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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