The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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